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Jerry Springer announced and he comes out with his two regular bodyguards. He shakes hands with fans on his way to the ring. One of his bodyguards holds the ropes for him to get in the ring. He thanks everyone and gets a mixed review. He says tonight’s show is WWE’s Most Intimate Relationships Revealed. We’ll have different ideas of the people we boo and cheer for. The first person with a secret has such a nice name her parents named her twice. She comes out in camo pants and a gold spangled bra. He said he’s a fan of the show but hasn’t seen her wrestle lately. She said she’s pregnant. She asks who the father is. She said she’s not sure. She’s been in a lot of relationships. Jerry said she must know who she thinks it is. She says she thinks she knows. Santino’s music hits and he comes out with a big smile. They hug in a way you’d expect siblings to hug. Then Santino welcomes Maury Povich to the show. Jerry corrects him.

He says, sure thing Maury. Santino says he’s papa. They were at the hotel bar, things got crazy and he is papa. Jerry said to Kelly that that’s not really true, is it? Kelly said after Santino fell asleep she needed someone to finish the job. He looked upset. She said someone with more experience, more stamina. Santino freaks and says that’s a lie! The baby’s going to have a unibrow like his papa! Cole stands up and calls Kelly a loose lipped hussy and said it was their little secret! Kelly laughs and blushes. King stands and says she’s not talking about Cole, she’s talking about him. King into the ring. Jerry said he doesn’t like hearing his name when talking about a baby-daddy! Jerry asks King about Kelly being too old for him. King said it’s borderline. King usually picks up his girls at recess. Out to the ring stomp the Bellas! One of them says they have their own shocking secret. King has his arm around Kelly. They said they saw someone else… then Nikki yells, “Brie is a man!” Brie slaps Nikki and they get into it. The bodyguards have to break them up. Then Masters comes out to the ring while the twins glare. He bounces his pecs. Kelly said she couldn’t resist herself. Jerry tells him to put on a bra. Eve stomps out yelling at Kelly about being with her man, Masters. They get into a pushing fight and broken up. She demands to know why with her. Masters says obviously she wasn’t getting the job done. She’s been cheating on Chris, he’s so much more of a man than him. Out to the ring comes Khali! Khali picks Eve up and kisses her sweetly. The guards have to hold Masters back. Santino demands to know who is the father is? Jerry says he has the results of the paternity test. Santino wants to know how that’s possible as this only happened three days ago! “I’m Jerry Springer!” was his response! “Eat your heart out Maury!” Then he looks at the results and can’t understand the name. Santino yells Hornswoggle! He comes running out in his DX gear. Jerry says it crazier than his own show. There’s leprechauns, giants, twins transgender/transvestite, whatever, and his name isn’t Maury! He’s out of there. He leaves with his boys. King stops him and asks the rest if they should let him off the hook. He said they got together to put on this charade to freak them out. Kelly’s not pregnant, Brie’s a girl, not sneaking around happenings and he’s pretty sure Khali has no idea what’s going on right now. Sigh said that like the audience, he thinks it’s a waste of time. King says there’s one intimate relationship they want to reveal and it’s Jerry’s. some men like their women skinny, some curvy, some old. Jerry likes his women Young as in Mae Young! Mae comes out and mauls the heck out of Jerry, but I don’t think she slipped him the tongue.